Let's Talk Castration!

So you see, the more you pussyfoot around, the more you piss me off!  I think a little castration is on the order, and this will solve everyone's problems.  Don't worry.  It's just a little castration.  OR, you can castrate what ailes me, namely the same human Para Natural perverts, pushers, thieves, and bitchy idealists.  What if someone castrates what is near and dear to you.  Oh no!  You won't have any more grant money....

Free the Unicorn Pony From the Little Heart!

Ole!  I encourage you to think about something like this:

"The Ya'al Come Back Saloon" by The Oak Ridge Boys

Puff Ponying Pays!

Paul

I'll Have You Responding to Sanity In No Time!

Remember, Idiots! Gravypathic Crime Doesn't Pay!

So You Might as Well Pull Your Head's Out of the Sand and Fess Up!

Get your asses in gear, rejects!  It's uppie uppie time, whether you like it or not.  If not now, then it will be that much more unpleasant, and don't give me some line of bullshit about where to put all of these ignorant punks!

Too Sick to be an Authority?

You might want to follow this link....

http://www.writing.com/main/forums/item_id/2065322-The-Writers-SOS-MindAid-Stand

OR, you could get busted for playing the gravy game...

Dishonest Opportunist Number One, etc.......

Alright, idiots!  Because of what I put in my last post on this blog, are you going to be a bunch of dishonest opportunists?